Pat

Pat the Tortoise – Tiny, Wiggly, and Judge-y

Meet Pat, the small tortoise with a shell full of attitude! This 3D-printed little guy is slow, and suspiciously unimpressed with everything… especially you. Place him on your desk, and enjoy a tiny, wobbly companion who judges your life choices in the most adorable way possible.

Pat doesn’t run… he glides… in his own time. Perfect for tortoise lovers, procrastinators, snack hoarders, or anyone who needs a miniature friend with a big personality.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable “aww” noises and sudden urges to move more slowly.

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Our products are perfectly imperfect.  May contain sharp spots, small parts, weird lines, imperfections, and funky colors.   Please inspect items before sacrificing the item to small children, accident prone people, or perfectionists.  Colors can, will, and may vary. Playsets, backgrounds, and props not included in the price listed.